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The human race will begin solving its problems on the day that it ceases taking itself so seriously.
To that end, POEE proposes the countergame of NONSENSE AS SALVATION. Salvation from an ugly and barbarous existence that is the result of taking order so seriously and so seriously fearing contrary orders and disorder, that GAMES are taken as more important than LIFE; rather than taking LIFE AS THE ART OF PLAYING GAMES.
To this end, we propose that man develop his innate love for disorder, and play with The Goddess Eris. And know that it is a joyful play, and that thereby CAN BE REVOKED THE CURSE OF GREYFACE.
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Let’s make a utopian playland

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The point is that (little-t) truth is a matter of definition relative to the grid one is using at the moment, and that (capital-T) Truth, metaphysical reality, is irrelevant to grids entirely. Pick a grid, and through it some chaos appears ordered and some appears disordered. Pick another grid, and the same chaos will appear differently ordered and disordered.

Reality is the original Rorschach.

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I have come to tell you that you are free. Many ages ago, My consciousness left man, that he might develop himself. I return to find this development approaching completion, but hindered by fear and by misunderstanding.

You have built for yourselves psychic suits of armor, and clad in them, your vision is restricted, your movements are clumsy and painful, your skin is bruised, and your spirit is broiled in the sun.

I am chaos. I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build rhythms. I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy. I am chaos. I am alive, and I tell you that you are free.

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1 year ago
One day, I came upon a man urinating in a bus station. When I confronted him about his action, he turned to me, without stopping, and said:
“Keep in mind that the universe is in constant flux, nothing that occurs one moment has any relevance to anything else. Everything you believe, feel, or think is based on the false assumption that truth exists. Thus, you are free to do any action which brings you pleasure. That humanity feels restricted by morals is one of the funniest jokes I’ve ever heard.”
So I beat the shit out of him and took his wallet.
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The Words of the Foolish and the Words of the Wise
Are not far apart in Discordian eyes.
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1 year ago
apophatic:


The Aneristic Principle is that of apparent order; the Eristic Principle is that of apparent disorder. Both order and disorder are man made concepts and are artificial divisions of pure chaos, which is a level deeper than is the level of distinction making.
With our concept-making apparatus called “the brain” we look at reality through the ideas-about-reality which our cultures give us.
The ideas-about-reality are mistakenly labeled “reality” and  unenlightened people are forever perplexed by the fact that other  people, especially other cultures, see “reality” differently.
It is only the ideas-about-reality which differ. Real (capital-T) True reality is a level deeper than is the level of concept.
We look at the world through windows on which have been drawn grids  (concepts). Different philosophies use different grids. A culture is a  group of people with rather similar grids. Through a window we view  chaos, and relate it to the points on our grid, and thereby understand  it. The order is in the grid. That is the Aneristic Principle.
Western philosophy  is traditionally concerned with contrasting one grid with another grid,  and amending grids in hopes of finding a perfect one that will account  for all reality and will, hence, (say unenlightened westerners) be true. This is illusory; it is what we Erisians call the Aneristic Illusion.  Some grids can be more useful than others, some more beautiful than  others, some more pleasant than others, etc., but none can be more True  than any other.
Disorder is simply unrelated information viewed through some  particular grid. But, like “relation”, no-relation is a concept. Male,  like female, is an idea about sex. To say that male-ness is “absence of  female-ness”, or vice versa, is a matter of definition and  metaphysically arbitrary. The artificial concept of no-relation is the  Eristic Principle.
The belief that “order is true” and disorder is false or somehow  wrong, is the Aneristic Illusion. To say the same of disorder, is the  Eristic Illusion.
The point is that (little-t) truth is a matter of definition relative  to the grid one is using at the moment, and that (capital-T) Truth,  metaphysical reality, is irrelevant to grids entirely. Pick a grid, and  through it some chaos appears ordered and some appears disordered. Pick  another grid, and the same chaos will appear differently ordered and  disordered. Reality is the original Rorschach. Verily! So much for all that.
—Malaclypse the Younger, Principia Discordia, Pages 00049–00050
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apophatic:

The Aneristic Principle is that of apparent order; the Eristic Principle is that of apparent disorder. Both order and disorder are man made concepts and are artificial divisions of pure chaos, which is a level deeper than is the level of distinction making.

With our concept-making apparatus called “the brain” we look at reality through the ideas-about-reality which our cultures give us.

The ideas-about-reality are mistakenly labeled “reality” and unenlightened people are forever perplexed by the fact that other people, especially other cultures, see “reality” differently.

It is only the ideas-about-reality which differ. Real (capital-T) True reality is a level deeper than is the level of concept.

We look at the world through windows on which have been drawn grids (concepts). Different philosophies use different grids. A culture is a group of people with rather similar grids. Through a window we view chaos, and relate it to the points on our grid, and thereby understand it. The order is in the grid. That is the Aneristic Principle.

Western philosophy is traditionally concerned with contrasting one grid with another grid, and amending grids in hopes of finding a perfect one that will account for all reality and will, hence, (say unenlightened westerners) be true. This is illusory; it is what we Erisians call the Aneristic Illusion. Some grids can be more useful than others, some more beautiful than others, some more pleasant than others, etc., but none can be more True than any other.

Disorder is simply unrelated information viewed through some particular grid. But, like “relation”, no-relation is a concept. Male, like female, is an idea about sex. To say that male-ness is “absence of female-ness”, or vice versa, is a matter of definition and metaphysically arbitrary. The artificial concept of no-relation is the Eristic Principle.

The belief that “order is true” and disorder is false or somehow wrong, is the Aneristic Illusion. To say the same of disorder, is the Eristic Illusion.

The point is that (little-t) truth is a matter of definition relative to the grid one is using at the moment, and that (capital-T) Truth, metaphysical reality, is irrelevant to grids entirely. Pick a grid, and through it some chaos appears ordered and some appears disordered. Pick another grid, and the same chaos will appear differently ordered and disordered. Reality is the original Rorschach. Verily! So much for all that.

—Malaclypse the Younger, Principia Discordia, Pages 00049–00050
Principia Discordia
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Which is real? …The real reality is there, but everything you KNOW about “it” is in your mind and yours to do with as you like. Conceptualization is art, and you are the artist. Cite Arrow Principia Discordia - 00054 (via basicmod)
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Keep in mind that since The Universe is in constant flux, nothing that occurs one moment has any relevance to anything else. Everything you believe, feel or think is based on the false assumption that truth exists. Thus, you are free to do any action which brings you pleasure. That humanity feels constrained by morals is one of the funniest jokes I’ve ever heard. Cite Arrow Principia Discordia - 00095 (via basicmod)
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Before I was a Discordian, I wasted a lot of time arguing with evangelists about God and Jesus. Now they waste a lot of time arguing about Eris Discordia with me. Cite Arrow 5th edition Principia Discordia introduction by Kerry Thornley, Discordian Society Co-founder (via fundiediscord)
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