I Hoover in drag
April 2012
“Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn’t mean we deserve to conquer the universe.”
—Vonnegut (via just366days)
“Imagine immortality, where even a marriage of fifty years would feel like a one-night stand. Imagine seeing trends and fashions blur past you. Imagine the world more crowded and desperate every century. Imagine changing religions, homes, diets, careers, until none of them have any real value.Imagine traveling the world until you’re bored with every square inch. Imagine your emotions, your loves and hates and rivalries and victories, played out again and again until life is nothing more than a melo-dramatic soap opera. Until you regard the birth and death of other people with no more emotion than the wilted cut flowers you throw away.”
—Chuck Palahniuk, Lullaby (via self-destructioniswhereitsat)
Sounds like now
“When people have their basic needs met, it’s not uncommon for wants to magically become needs. It’s our hardwired instinct to seek to fill unmet needs.”
—Seth’s Blog: Needs and wants are often confused (via minimalmac)
“Unconsciously we all have a standard by which we measure other men, and if we examine closely we find that this standard is a very simple one, and is this: we admire them, we envy them, for great qualities we ourselves lack. Hero worship consists in just that. Our heroes are men who do things which we recognize, with regret, and sometimes with a secret shame, that we cannot do. We find not much in ourselves to admire, we are always privately wanting to be like somebody else. If everybody was satisfied with himself, there would be no heroes.”
—Mark Twain (via decaying-organic-matter)
WHY DO PEOPLE LICK BUTTHOLES IN PORN ITS NOT HOT OKAY NO ONE DOES THAT IN REAL LIFE ITS LIKE LICKING CRACK IN THE SIDE WALK THAT HAS DIRT IN IT OKAY JUST STOP PLEASE
